Sydney loves it.....she can't get enough of it.
The only problem is that there are various social problems that come along with it too.
Sydney used to sleep for 23 and a half hours a day, just getting up to eat. Now she has taken to prowling around the house at all hours of the day and night, growling aggressively;
"I need Valerian now..... get me some 'V'!"
In fact she's started to let herself go - she's very untidy.
She's stopped eating. She doesn't groom herself anymore.
All she ever wants is 'V'.
She stands at the front door trying to sell her all her mouse toys to any passing cat in return for 'V'.
She's taken over the toilet and pulls up all the house plants so that she can soak the roots.......for 'V'.
She's taken to wearing a sinister 'Pork Pie Hat' and brews up something called 'Blue V' which she tries to sell to all the alley cats around here.
Occasionally I hear her doing a very bad Amy Winehouse impersonation, singing Mark Ronson's version of 'Valerian'.
"Valerian"
Well sometimes I go out by myself
And I look across the water
And I think of all the things, what you're doing
And in my head I paint a picture
Since I've come on home,
Well my body's been a mess
And I've missed your ginger hair
And the way you like to dress
Won't you come on over
Stop making a fool out of me
Why don't you come on over, Valerian?
Valerian
ValerianAnd I look across the water
And I think of all the things, what you're doing
And in my head I paint a picture
Since I've come on home,
Well my body's been a mess
And I've missed your ginger hair
And the way you like to dress
Won't you come on over
Stop making a fool out of me
Why don't you come on over, Valerian?
Valerian
Valerian
Did you have to go to jail,
Put your house on up for sale, did you get a good lawyer?
I hope you didn't catch a tan,
I hope you find the right man who'll fix it for ya
Are you shopping anywhere,
Changed the color of your hair, are you busy?
And did you have to pay that fine
That you were dodging all the time, are you still dizzy?
Since I've come on home,
Well my body's been a mess
And I've missed your ginger hair
And the way you like to dress
Won't you come on over?
Stop making a fool out of me
Why don't you come on over, Valerian?
Valerian
Valerian
Neil Harris
(a don't stop till you drop production)
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Oh my! :)
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