Religious Truths

Our friend Pippa Smith posted this on Facebook and it came from her friend Mark Ide before that. I couldn't resist putting it up here;


Some Religious Truths;

TAOISM: Shit happens

ZEN BUDDHISM: What is the sound of shit happening?

PROTESTANTISM: Let shit happen to someone else

ATHEISTS: Shit happens for no apparent reason

HARE KRISHNA: Shit happens/ Shit happens/ Happens, happens/ Shit happens

CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says: "Shit happens"

HINDUISM: This shit happened before

CATHOLICISM: If shit happens you deserve it

AGNOSTICS: Facts happen

EVANGELISTS: Send me £8 million or shit will happen to you

BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it isn't really shit

ISLAM: If shit happens it is the will of Allah

JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to us?

CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS: Only good shit happens

JEHOVA'S WITTNESSES: Let us in and we will tell you why shit happens

PS; I don't know why but Blogger insists on putting some of these entries in big type and some in small and there seems to be nothing I can do to get them all the same!

Neil Harris
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