The correct procedure for using disposable syringes.

 

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Even at this time of year, it is so important to familiarise oneself with current best practise for using disposable syringes.

1) Wash your hands thoroughly.

2) Place all the equipment you will need somewhere convenient to reach, on a clean surface.

 

 Oh, I can’t be bothered with all that nonsense – fill your syringe with brandy to your taste, stick it into your mince pie and microwave. Remember alcohol evaporates, so don’t cook it too long.

 

Mmmmm Scrummy.

Neil Harris

(a don’t stop till you drop production.)

N.B.

Obviously, do try this at home.

Use only clean needles – we don’t want an infected mince pie, now do we?

Dispose of all needles safely in a sharps bin.