Yesterday, I noticed my NHS issue crutches were missing!
Who could have taken them?
Then I found a note – ‘Communique No 1’ - it’s very odd,
sinister even and it’s signed too.
Look at this;
RANSOM Demand
IF We DoN’T GET 10
CoNSULTANTS In
A + E RIGHt NOW, tHe
N.H.S. CRUTCHES
DiE !
Help me sort out St. Peter’s
(Provisional
Committee)
Communique No 1.
They
seem to have taken a lot of trouble to disguise the note, but I think the
distinctive handwriting at the end may be their undoing. Very sloppy.
Neil
Harris
(a
don’t stop till you drop production)
Contact: neilwithpromisestokeep@gmail.com
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